An audiobook you can HOLD!
(Hang on, let me put on my service person face… *ahem*)
Hello, prospective buyer! My name is Molly. As a modern shopper, I’m sure you know how frustrating it can be to buy media these days. Do you really own that movie that you bought last week on that streaming service? Is that digital game you bought actually yours? According to the company’s terms and services you didn’t read: No!
Don’t you miss the days where exchanging currency for goods and services actually got you a good, and/or service?
Well, miss no more. Our space-agency-tier audio wizards have found a way for you to hold our audiobook in the palm of your hand.
Introducing, the Prison of Plastic physical audiobook! Harken back to the days of old when you could pop your favorite… (checks script) Uh. “Cassette tape” in your… (squints) “tape… deck?” And listen to tunes all night long.
As a twelve-year-old myself, I do not know what either of these things are. But you, as a well-educated consumer, most certainly do. Also, you smell nice! Now that you have been complimented, you are more likely to be in a good mood and therefore give us money. …Oh, I’m not supposed to read that part out loud. Oops.
What’s that? You don’t know what a “cassette tape” is either? Do not worry. This is just a humble USB drive that looks like a cassette tape. Pop it in any computer of your choice and listen to your favorite audiobook, Prison of Plastic any time, anywhere.
Get yours today at Sound Booth Theater. Supplies are very limited, so make sure to get yours before they’re sold out!
(…okay, for real, what is a cassette?)
— Molly
